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1) TOP TEN THINGS THAT MEN UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN
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2) Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning. 3) First Fight
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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what am I going to do with the BODY?" 4) Careful what you wish for : )
"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man.
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me." 5) A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things:
1 - Women, and 2 - Fractions. Blessings...
Posted By: Dee Gray
Wednesday, August 13th 2008 at 4:32PM
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I love the 1st one. All those blanks got me.
Wednesday, August 13th 2008 at 6:21PM
Dee Gray
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BREAK BREAK BREAK
There is a new scam that every man needs to be aware of. Ladies…this could happen to your husband too. It involves two college age sisters. They are travelling from state to state visiting places where brother hang or visit. And they took me for A LOT OF MONEY!
Here’s how the scam goes. I was at Lowes and these two fine sister walk up and start washing my car windows. They are very scantly clothed. When I asked if they wanted money they said no and ask if I would give them ride to Builder Square. Of course I agreed and one gets into the front seat and the other get’s into the back.
Before I know it, the one in the back is reaching around the seat and undressing the one in the front seat. The two of them start taking off my cloths as well (while I’m driving). I was forced to pull over and they had their way with me!
When I drop them off…I NOTICE MY WALLET WAS GONE!
I lost my Wallet on July 10, 11, 12, 13, 23-31, August 2- 10, and yesterday. As well I plan to loss it three times this weekend. Please be careful :0)
Wednesday, August 13th 2008 at 8:42PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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